but at the end of the day, how about just being funny?
i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself
why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick
look at this sick dog
i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me”
"i don’t support feminism because-"
lol nah we ain’t even gonna talk bye
"anxIETy??" mOM saYS, "n OO jUSTT dON””TtTTT lET thINGS boTHEr yOU”
sIMpLE????? jUST dONT “leT" IT bOTHER ME??? anxIetY„„, gonEE THEN!!!???
scIeNTIFIC brEAKthROUGH???!!! thAT………
*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*
"Fine I will help you anti-seduce him"
boys= nasty and dress bad
me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better